Q: What do you call a bunch of raucous eve-teasing 16 year olds;
hell bent on raising a scene?

A: You think they really give a damn?

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I met Erwin Schrodinger on the way back home today.

Not wanting to sound like a hypocrite he remarked,
"I think I know you. But I can't recall from where."

And yes, he told me his cat was long dead.

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You don't have to use the F-word just to make a point.

There are many other frickin' words.

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Q: What did the nut tell the bolt when it couldn't pass through?

A: Screw you!

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You shouldn't ask a lady her age.

But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.

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Space exploration is a costly affair.

After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.

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