Q: What do you call a bunch of raucous eve-teasing 16 year olds;
hell bent on raising a scene?
A: You think they really give a damn?
hell bent on raising a scene?
A: You think they really give a damn?
I met Erwin Schrodinger on the way back home today.
Not wanting to sound like a hypocrite he remarked,
"I think I know you. But I can't recall from where."
And yes, he told me his cat was long dead.
Not wanting to sound like a hypocrite he remarked,
"I think I know you. But I can't recall from where."
And yes, he told me his cat was long dead.
You don't have to use the F-word just to make a point.
There are many other frickin' words.
There are many other frickin' words.
Q: What did the nut tell the bolt when it couldn't pass through?
A: Screw you!
A: Screw you!
You shouldn't ask a lady her age.
But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.
But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.
Space exploration is a costly affair.
After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.
After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.
A true fortune-teller is one
who open his door on your arrival
just when you're about to knock.
who open his door on your arrival
just when you're about to knock.
"What a waste!"
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.
As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,
"What a waist!",
I clarified.
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.
As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,
"What a waist!",
I clarified.
Isn't it ads that dictate what we buy today?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
Heard of this smart European kid who outshone all Tom, Dick and Harry?
Well, he was Polish.
Well, he was Polish.
So exactly what is a safe distance for observing dinosaurs?
There a lot of dames where I live.
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Bengalis having some fun?
A: Gang-Bong
A: Gang-Bong
He's an animal lover.
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Please don't have the
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
What's the advantage of having friends the world over?
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
He inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
Damn I hate it when my dad is always right.
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Bankers and statisticians never take chances.
They only take calculated risks.
They only take calculated risks.
There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
"If there's one thing I learnt after working for all these years,
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "
"Maybe"
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "
"Maybe"
Don't use big, lofty words; the meanings of which you don't know.
They're unseasonable.
They're unseasonable.
You cannot cure Alzheimer's with medication.
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
And then there are those days,
when its hard to get any work done.
No matter how much you try.
when its hard to get any work done.
No matter how much you try.
I push the key into the slot, get onto my bike. I push back with my brand new pair of Adidas shoes and start maneuvering the vehicle to start it and take off. Before I know it, my left foot is crushed under the side-stand and a searing pain shoots up.
And my first thought read..
"Oh my God!! My Shoes!"
Welcome to the material world.
And my first thought read..
"Oh my God!! My Shoes!"
Welcome to the material world.
And thus, man was born.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
I get this universal remote.
I try it on the TV... Zilch!
I try it on the AC... Zilch!
I try it on the player... Zilch!
Maybe it belongs to another universe.
I try it on the TV... Zilch!
I try it on the AC... Zilch!
I try it on the player... Zilch!
Maybe it belongs to another universe.
Being a techie means to have money to spend time,
but no time to spend the money.
but no time to spend the money.
Q: What's the difference between a manager and an engineer?
A: An engineer fires jobs, whereas a manager fires people from their jobs.
A: An engineer fires jobs, whereas a manager fires people from their jobs.
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
Whats the one thing that binds the Indian bureaucracy; across the boundaries of her 28 states, 33 languages, 2000 dialects and 114 crore people?
Red Tape
Red Tape
He liked her curves and she, his nerves to fiddle with them all day long. Not long after, the two geeks decided to unite their love for graphs with a wedlock.
I was house-hunting a month back. I tell the owner that I'm a bachelor, I get a firm "NO" with a look as I've done some grave unforgivable mistake.
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
“Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.” - Twain.
[Touch me]
The mind's a workhouse. Most of it is what they call in medical lexicon, dung. A whole lot isn't.
