Does He chuckle at astrology,
the way we do at alchemy?
the way we do at alchemy?
Isn't it ads that dictate what we buy today?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
Heard of this smart European kid who outshone all Tom, Dick and Harry?
Well, he was Polish.
Well, he was Polish.
So exactly what is a safe distance for observing dinosaurs?
There a lot of dames where I live.
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Bengalis having some fun?
A: Gang-Bong
A: Gang-Bong
He's an animal lover.
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Please don't have the
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
What's the advantage of having friends the world over?
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
He inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
Damn I hate it when my dad is always right.
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Bankers and statisticians never take chances.
They only take calculated risks.
They only take calculated risks.
There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
