Q: What do you call a bunch of raucous eve-teasing 16 year olds;
hell bent on raising a scene?
A: You think they really give a damn?
I met Erwin Schrodinger on the way back home today.
Not wanting to sound like a hypocrite he remarked,
"I think I know you. But I can't recall from where."
And yes, he told me his cat was long dead.
You don't have to use the F-word just to make a point.
There are many other frickin' words.
Q: What did the nut tell the bolt when it couldn't pass through?
A: Screw you!
You shouldn't ask a lady her age.
But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.
Space exploration is a costly affair.
After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.