Showing posts with label Ummm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ummm. Show all posts
Does He chuckle at astrology,

the way we do at alchemy?

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So exactly what is a safe distance for observing dinosaurs?

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He's an animal lover.

Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?

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Damn I hate it when my dad is always right.

Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".

But it never ends.

How much longer before I start getting lucky?

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What is God, but a Santa for adults.

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Don't use big, lofty words; the meanings of which you don't know.

They're unseasonable.

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I am pretty sure that I'm very confident about this.

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Q: What's the difference between a manager and an engineer?

A: An engineer fires jobs, whereas a manager fires people from their jobs.

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