A true fortune-teller is one
who open his door on your arrival
just when you're about to knock.
who open his door on your arrival
just when you're about to knock.
Showing posts with label Gasp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gasp. Show all posts
"What a waste!"
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.
As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,
"What a waist!",
I clarified.
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.
As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,
"What a waist!",
I clarified.
Heard of this smart European kid who outshone all Tom, Dick and Harry?
Well, he was Polish.
Well, he was Polish.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Bengalis having some fun?
A: Gang-Bong
A: Gang-Bong
Please don't have the
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
What's the advantage of having friends the world over?
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
"If there's one thing I learnt after working for all these years,
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "
"Maybe"
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "
"Maybe"
You cannot cure Alzheimer's with medication.
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
And thus, man was born.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
He liked her curves and she, his nerves to fiddle with them all day long. Not long after, the two geeks decided to unite their love for graphs with a wedlock.
I was house-hunting a month back. I tell the owner that I'm a bachelor, I get a firm "NO" with a look as I've done some grave unforgivable mistake.
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
