Jul
31
You cannot cure Alzheimer's with medication.
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
You think they'll remember to take the drugs?
Jul
29
And then there are those days,
when its hard to get any work done.
No matter how much you try.
when its hard to get any work done.
No matter how much you try.
Jul
27
I push the key into the slot, get onto my bike. I push back with my brand new pair of Adidas shoes and start maneuvering the vehicle to start it and take off. Before I know it, my left foot is crushed under the side-stand and a searing pain shoots up.
And my first thought read..
"Oh my God!! My Shoes!"
Welcome to the material world.
And my first thought read..
"Oh my God!! My Shoes!"
Welcome to the material world.
Jul
25
And thus, man was born.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
His cognition grew in leaps and bounds as he made the advancement from a meat-eating cave dweller to a tool using agriculturist.
He began to socialize and learned to live in a community.
He became an intellectual when his purpose of existence moved past mere survival.
At first he invented language to communicate his ideas.
He then had to devise ways to preserve his thoughts to outdo his mortality.
Sheep skin, clay tablet, papyrus and then paper.
His creativity knew no bounds.
There was literature, fine arts, theater - you name it.
His cerebral cortex by now was 10 times that of macaques.
And a 100 times that of a mouse.
And then came the internet.
Jul
23
I get this universal remote.
I try it on the TV... Zilch!
I try it on the AC... Zilch!
I try it on the player... Zilch!
Maybe it belongs to another universe.
I try it on the TV... Zilch!
I try it on the AC... Zilch!
I try it on the player... Zilch!
Maybe it belongs to another universe.
Jul
19
Jul
13
Being a techie means to have money to spend time,
but no time to spend the money.
but no time to spend the money.
Jul
10
Q: What's the difference between a manager and an engineer?
A: An engineer fires jobs, whereas a manager fires people from their jobs.
A: An engineer fires jobs, whereas a manager fires people from their jobs.
Jul
09
What's the height of sarcasm?
Yeah. I really care about it.
Yeah. I really care about it.
Jul
05
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
Women are from Venus.
So Eunuchs are from Earth?
Earth is between Venus and Mars after all!
Jul
04
Whats the one thing that binds the Indian bureaucracy; across the boundaries of her 28 states, 33 languages, 2000 dialects and 114 crore people?
Red Tape
Red Tape
Jul
03
He liked her curves and she, his nerves to fiddle with them all day long. Not long after, the two geeks decided to unite their love for graphs with a wedlock.
Jul
02
I was house-hunting a month back. I tell the owner that I'm a bachelor, I get a firm "NO" with a look as I've done some grave unforgivable mistake.
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
"Oh come on guys!! I'm yet to do the mistake."
Jul
01
“Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.” - Twain.
[Touch me]
The mind's a workhouse. Most of it is what they call in medical lexicon, dung. A whole lot isn't.
