Sep
29
Does He chuckle at astrology,
the way we do at alchemy?
the way we do at alchemy?
Sep
27
As a kid I loved to play Hangman.
Now I just use Windows.
Now I just use Windows.
Sep
25
Isn't it ads that dictate what we buy today?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
What a shame!
Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?
Sep
23
Heard of this smart European kid who outshone all Tom, Dick and Harry?
Well, he was Polish.
Well, he was Polish.
Sep
21
So exactly what is a safe distance for observing dinosaurs?
Sep
19
There a lot of dames where I live.
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...
... but carry a baby in the other!
Sep
17
Q: What do you call a bunch of Bengalis having some fun?
A: Gang-Bong
A: Gang-Bong
Sep
15
He's an animal lover.
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?
Sep
13
Please don't have the
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.
It doesn't sound good when overheard.
Sep
11
What's the advantage of having friends the world over?
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.
Sep
09
He inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
He expired.
Nothing.
He had expired.
But he had inspired.
Sep
07
Damn I hate it when my dad is always right.
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".
But it never ends.
How much longer before I start getting lucky?
Sep
05
Bankers and statisticians never take chances.
They only take calculated risks.
They only take calculated risks.
Sep
03
There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
