Bankers and statisticians never take chances.
They only take calculated risks.
There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.
These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.
What is God, but a Santa for adults.
What do you call an idiopathic bug?
A hiesenbug
"If there's one thing I learnt after working for all these years,
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "
"Maybe"
Don't use big, lofty words; the meanings of which you don't know.
They're unseasonable.