Bankers and statisticians never take chances.

They only take calculated risks.

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There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.

These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.


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What is God, but a Santa for adults.

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What do you call an idiopathic bug?

A hiesenbug

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"If there's one thing I learnt after working for all these years,
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me?
"

"Maybe"

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Don't use big, lofty words; the meanings of which you don't know.

They're unseasonable.

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