You don't have to use the F-word just to make a point.
There are many other frickin' words.
Q: What did the nut tell the bolt when it couldn't pass through?
A: Screw you!
You shouldn't ask a lady her age.
But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.
Space exploration is a costly affair.
After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.
A true fortune-teller is one
who open his door on your arrival
just when you're about to knock.
"What a waste!"
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.
As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,
"What a waist!",
I clarified.